But about three months ago she started tearing up our lawn as though she thought that she knew a better location for our garden. She even rooted out our blueberry bushes. So we called out the Pig Busters to capture her and move her to a more suitable location several miles away. Now we can keep the garden where it is and have a smoother ride when we ride the lawn mower,
It turns out that Miss Piggy was actually Mr. Pig
I would have thought a more suitable location would be served with eggs and hash browns.
ReplyDeleteWas the more suitable location the dinner table?
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